A documentary-style look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of a group of vampires in Staten Island who have “lived” together for hundreds and hundreds of years.
Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.
A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.
An old flame returns, and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.
The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.
Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.
An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.
Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.
Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.
Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.
The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own. Season finale.